Friday, December 9, 2011

The first response from Eric

Today I received an email thread intended for Eric the author. Apparently he is on another book tour.


From: Gloria
Subject: Eric Weiner concerned about possible late arrival
Carol,

What should I tell Eric?  I think I'm up and about later than you might be, perhaps he could call us if he is late.

gloria
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Eric Weiner
Subject: Re: ring the front door bell
To: Gloria
Gloria,
Okay, I will. I'm sorry about my late arrival...it was unavoidable, given my book tour schedule and the West Coast flights. What should I do if my flight is delayed and get in after, say, 11:00 p.m.? I'd hate to disturb Carol. Any suggestions?
Thanks,
Eric
---------- Replied message ----------
From Gloria
To: Eric Weiner
Eric,

Carol Beebe will stay up for your arrival.  You should ring the front door bell.

I just wanted to explain that the locks for the downstairs where you will be staying are very confusing, so Carol likes to show each guest how to use the keys.   That's why I was concerned about someone being there when you got there.

Looking forward to your visit with us.

gloria

Only difference is this time when I replied and CC'ed the author, he replied with a "Thank you." Nice to know the past emails I've forwarded went somewhere.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Missed a Concert

Apparently another family of Weiner's have mistaken me for Ellie. At least this one contained some good music!

Hilla is the cellist. They played this last night too. I like.
Apparently I ordered something optical. The email preceding this my account login information and this had my address. New identity here I come!

Hello Esther Weiner,
Thank you for shopping at Zenni Optical. Most orders will be delivered in about two weeks. Orders that require extra or custom lab work like progressives, bi-focals, custom suntint, or extra strength prescriptions can take three to six days extra. Once your package ships we will send an email with a link to track your order. You can check the status of your order by logging into your account.

Generally, we start processing your order within 24 hours. After 24 hours, we cannot make any changes. Please double-check all details of your order and call or email us immediately if you need to make any changes.

If you have any questions about your order please contact us at service@zennioptical.com or call us at 800-211-2105 Monday - Friday, 6am - 5pm Pacific Time (PST).

Your order confirmation is below. Thank you again for your business.

Your Order #1006XXXX (placed on March 10, 2011)

Monday, February 7, 2011

A job in seafood

Never thought about a job in global seafood. Looks interesting though-

Greetings ella weiner.A giant global company trading in seafood is looking for financial managers in the United States.
The following prerequisites apply:
- It is your advantage when you are a graduate of a university or colledge.
- Your age must be at least 25
- Applicants attentive to every bit of information will be considered
- All financial managers should be able to work under pressure and must always meet the deadlines set
- Candidates should be confident users of Word and Excel
- Financial managers must be available on-line
Your duties when hired:
- Financial managers process transfers sent by the clients
- A financial manager will have to administer and register numbers on accomplished settlements
- You will send us accurate and correct financial reports
The next wage conditions apply:
- the company offers stable employment
- decent wages (2150 after the probation period amounting to 30 days) and a decent job potential
- 5 per cent of each successful transaction to be paid to a financial manager
- you will have an option of changing your schedule if necessary
- The company will cover any costs related to bank services
If you have not found a decent job yet, please send your response back to us. Best wishes, Kelly Hake.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Post-Gazette response to your e-mail

So I have come to realize that it's this Eileen person who inputs her own email address incorrectly. How else would she be getting these responses.

Dear Eileen Weiner,

We apologize that the carrier did not honor your vacation stop request. I
have alerted the Delivery Manager about the problem.

Thank you for subscribing to the Post-Gazette.

600 Shady Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15206
412 363-8016

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Thanks for taking action!

Someone named Eileen must have a similar email address because emails for her are picking up steam.

Eileen --

Thank you for calling on President Obama to use the State of the Union to advocate for a bolder approach to achieve a two-state solution.

Will you help us spread the word right now? With just 48 hours to go before he delivers the speech, we don't have any time to lose.

Click here to share the action on Facebook.

You can use this text with the link: I just told President Obama to prioritize peace and a two-state solution in his State of the Union Tuesday night. Will you join me? Just click here to add your name to J Street's petition.

Click here to share the action on Twitter.

I've also included a version of the email that you can send around to your friends and family.

Thanks for everything you do!

- Isaac

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Post-Gazette

Dear Eileen _______,

Your carrier will be notified to stop delivery as of 01/24/2011 and to resume your service on 01/30/2011. Thank you for subscribing to the Post-Gazette.

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412 363 ____

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE. The return email address is not used for correspondence and replies are not monitored. If you have any further questions, please contact the Post-Gazette customer service department at 1-800-228-____ or please visit our web page at http://www.post-gazette.com/pgdelivery/ so that we may properly route your request.