Missed a Concert

Apparently another family of Weiner's have mistaken me for Ellie. At least this one contained some good music!

Hilla is the cellist. They played this last night too. I like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN8BbsCCt7U&feature=related

Apparently I ordered something optical. The email preceding this my account login information and this had my address. New identity here I come!

Hello Esther Weiner,
Thank you for shopping at Zenni Optical. Most orders will be delivered in about two weeks. Orders that require extra or custom lab work like progressives, bi-focals, custom suntint, or extra strength prescriptions can take three to six days extra. Once your package ships we will send an email with a link to track your order. You can check the status of your order by logging into your account.

Generally, we start processing your order within 24 hours. After 24 hours, we cannot make any changes. Please double-check all details of your order and call or email us immediately if you need to make any changes.

If you have any questions about your order please contact us at service@zennioptical.com or call us at 800-211-2105 Monday - Friday, 6am - 5pm Pacific Time (PST).

Your order confirmation is below. Thank you again for your business.

Your Order #1006XXXX (placed on March 10, 2011)

A job in seafood

Never thought about a job in global seafood. Looks interesting though-

Greetings ella weiner.A giant global company trading in seafood is looking for financial managers in the United States.

The following prerequisites apply:

- It is your advantage when you are a graduate of a university or colledge.

- Your age must be at least 25

- Applicants attentive to every bit of information will be considered

- All financial managers should be able to work under pressure and must always meet the deadlines set

- Candidates should be confident users of Word and Excel

- Financial managers must be available on-line

Your duties when hired:

- Financial managers process transfers sent by the clients

- A financial manager will have to administer and register numbers on accomplished settlements

- You will send us accurate and correct financial reports

The next wage conditions apply:

- the company offers stable employment

- decent wages (2150 after the probation period amounting to 30 days) and a decent job potential

- 5 per cent of each successful transaction to be paid to a financial manager

- you will have an option of changing your schedule if necessary

- The company will cover any costs related to bank services

If you have not found a decent job yet, please send your response back to us. Best wishes, Kelly Hake.

Kala ______ wants to connect with you on Connecting Us All - The Worldwide Giving Network

Greetings Ella,

Your friend, Kala _____, has invited you to join them as a member of Connecting Us All - The Worldwide Giving Network! Are you interested in creating personal abundance and creating a global difference through the power of giving to others?

This is a must see! Watch this 5 minute video now! http://www.connectingusall.org/content/signup/step1.php?invitation_id=_____ This may change your life like it has changed mine.

Connecting Us All is a non-profit organization operating in over 140 countries around the world. This global social media site is connecting people from around the world utilizing this Free, Fun and Feature Rich website. We believe that we have created a system that is affecting worldwide change through Social Networking, The Giving Tree, and The Giving Pool. Learn more now: http://www.connectingusall.org/content/signup/step1.php?invitation_id=______

Please DO NOT reply to this message, instead contact Kala ______ at kala_______@hotmail.com directly.

Searsphotos.com

Apparently someone went to Sears to get some photos taken of their child and gave my email address. The confirmation email was nice enough to include a password as well.

Unfortunately no credit card information was entered but I did find out that they live in Connecticut.

To insure that I don't get any further emails from Sears, I updated my email address with something random.

Another thing to note is that the child in the photos had one freakishly large head.

My Copy Card

I was wondering why my copy card wasn't working. This explains a lot...

Hello Elliot,
You copy card should be replenished. Let me know if there are any problems.
Thanks,
Annie

They make fantasy horse games?

Welcome to the World of Bella Sara, a magical place full of beauty and joy where you may activate your Bella Sara trading cards and collect horses in an online stable. A safe world of fun and adventure lies just beyond the stable gate, with games, puzzles and activities for you to enjoy with your favorite horses.

Once your horse is in her warm, comfy stable, you may care for her by feeding, brushing, cleaning her stall and making her happy. Along with your horses and your card collection, we have games, activities, and other features for you to enjoy. And there's tons more planned, so keep watching the main page for news.

http://www.bellasara.com/

Someone just signed up for this weird fantasy horse game and put in my email address. Oh look, a second email. They must have not received their login credentials and are trying to have them sent again. Too bad, so sad.

Howdy & Re:Howdy

I had heard from the people a while ago. I guess my response of "you have the wrong person" didn't sink in.

Subject: Howdy

Liz: I'm in town for the CMSA and thought of you ...hope all is well with the family of five!!! Being here, even with the horrible attendance at this conference, makes me really miss the old days ...ah, maybe one day again. I miss our UW talks ...best, Jeffrey

Subject Re:Howdy

Hiya!

I imagine the CMSA is not such a happy place. We just hosted our real estate conference today and it was a downer. All is well here. Kids are great - they don't care about the economy so much. Would be great to catch up soon! Say hi to Tre. Best, Liz

Woohoo - A gift certificate!

Dear Eric Weiner,

Congratulations! You are the recipient of a Gift Certificate from Anna & Sammy. You may use this gift credit toward the purchase of beautiful professional prints and other products on the Pictage web site.

I think I'll let this name mix-up slide ;-)

End of an Era

The state of the economy is scary. Even when I'm not the intended recipient:

Last week, Credit Suisse gave notice that they were closing the last three Column Financial offices, including Chicago. I will be winding down the office in April. I would like to take this time to thank everyone who has been a part of a very great team over the past 15 years.

My future contact info is the following:
cell-312-___-____
email:_______@gmail.com


John ______

This email went to me (obviously unintentionally) as well as to someone from Fannie Mae... which we all know has had it's share of financial troubles.

Maxwell _____ has sent you a private message

Today I got a link to take a survey from FanIQ:

Maxwell B has sent you a private message
Click to read message
Please read it or Maxwell will think you ignored this :(

The link takes me to the FanIQ site to compare myself to Maxwell who says "Hey, this quiz was fun - do it so we can compare."

Interesting, but I don't think it was for me.

Recipe for Your Fried Chicken

I wonder if you would be kind enough to share the recipe for your Fried Chicken Breast, Plugra Butter. My last time in your place I did so enjoy this dish. I too far away to come more often.
Thanks,

Gerald ______

That does sound good doesn't it :) Too bad I don't have a recipe

An updated Resume attracts more jobs opportunities

I got this email today:

Hello Eric,

Your resume is entered into Sai's resume database and from your resume, we continue to match you with the most suitable positions. However, your resume was last updated on 11/03/2006. We wanted to let you know that Sai People Solutions, Inc. now gives you control over your profile by
allowing you to customize the content that is matched to new positions by Sai's Recruiters.
Other Candidates who have experienced success by customizing their resume have used the following profile features to define who they are as a professional:
# Add Contact Information
- If you want to be contacted directly, this a great way to streamline new opportunity efforts
# Define Work Experience
show detailed on-the-job experience and you will have an online resume for all the Sai Recruiters to utilize for matching you to our new positions as they arise. (You can also keep it updated on a regular basis too)
Update your Profile now http://www.saipeople.com/candidates/Login.aspx

Your User ID :_________@gmail.com

Temporary Password :__________


Yours in success,

The Sai People Solutions, Inc. Team

So, being the curious guy I am, I login with my email address, listed in the ID, and the temp password given. I find that "my" profile is there with a copy of "my" resume. So, I open the resume. This is what I find:

William D. _________
Fort Worth, Texas
Phone: (817) 590-____

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
Senior Developer with extensive background in software engineering. A demonstrated talent for understanding complex system scenarios and developing stable operations. An effective communicator with the ability to interface well with customers and management to ensure top quality development. Experienced in n-tiered, OO development, pursuing a career with a technologically advanced company. Skilled at building strong team environments and fostering open communications.

etc...

Bence's Bachelorette Party!!!

Hi Everyone!!

As our favorite bride-to-be prepares for her wedding, we'd like to throw her a bachelorette party in NYC! I know we have a few months... but we are very limited on the available dates. Brenna and I discussed the possible dates with Lauren, and the only one that seems to work is Sat. May 30. I know that's not going to work for everyone, but I'm hoping that most of you will be available and ready to party! So, if you are free as of now... please hold onto that date if possible. I apologize for anyone who is not available, but it was the only time that will work for her :(

She gave me this list of people to invite and I think I'm still waiting on a few email addresses from her. If there is anyone else you think she would want to come, please let me know so I can forward this information.

I asked Lauren if she has any requests for the night, and she said- good food, drinks, dancing and spending time with all you guys! She's soooo excited!!!

Here's our VERY tentative plan: Depending on who is able to come, we may get a hotel room in the city to preparty and play drinking games (and then anyone not from the city can have a place to crash that night).... then maybe a fun dinner (sushi/all you can drink place, Mangia e Bevi, etc) and then out to a fun dancing club/bar.

Please let me know if any of you have ideas on places we can go to eat/dance or any other fun activities!!! Also, let me know if you think you'll tentatively be available for the festivities.

Thanks all!
Lauren and Brenna

(Sorry this email is so long)

PS--- to all the Buffalo girls, GOOD LUCK with your matches!

nota para Jim Teeple

Eric, ______; Hola; it was great seeing you guys the other night and let's keep in touch. Here's my cell phone which is actually a Los Angeles number, because I am on my brother's family plan at the moment. (818) ___-____.

muchos abrazos, Jim

Pictures

1st Email:

Some more pictures from Jerry

Me: I think you have the wrong person.

2nd Email:

Thats all the pictures of the car
From Jerry _____

Me: You are sending the wrong person these images. I don't know anything about this car